It's better than a poke in the ass with a sharp stick - but not by much.

Welcome to CarbTV, a site full of weird shit. Originally the graphics on this site were animated and/or still pictures I made from junk lying around in a spare room. I have long since moved from that house and that junk is long gone. Well, most of it is.

Fear not! The cartoons on CarbTV are still of the very low quality you expect.

Notice to sheep-shaggers: You'll love Sheep-shagger Valley Dude.

 There are two things one should keep in mind while perusing this site: Sarcasm and satire. If you do not know the meanings of those words, or have no appreciation for them, piss off !

   If you're tired of this crap, check out the sicko sight (sic) below.

All images, except for the banner above and a couple of others (you guess which ones), are the copyrighted property of Todd Bagwell (I still can't believe I admitted that). All rights reserved.  If you want to use these images for any purpose you are brain damaged.  If you really, really want to use them, contact me at:

If you can't figure out how to turn that into a usable email address, sell your computer and spend the rest of your miserable life watching Green Acres and Beverly Hillbillies re-runs.