Ass Kicker: STL stomped the Becca Bucs by 103 points.
Bitch Slapped: Azrael (Jewey Jewsteins) should thank the Becca Bucs for sparing him from suffering this embarrassment.
Swinging Dick: The Albany Analfisters scored 173 points, more than double than the Jewey Jewsteins measly 75.
Wuss: The Becca Bucs scored 20 points. Not too bad for a dead team.

*Holy SHIT! Batman actually participated in the betting this time!
DDD is still exempted because she still has really big hooters.
 

Week Eight Awards:

Chicken Shit: Revenants (PhantomSoul) and STL*

Ass Kicker: The Dark Knights (Tony Batman a.k.a. the screaming dwarf) beat the dead horse, er Becca Bucs, by 51 points.
Bitch Slapped: Once again the Becca Bucs got the worst beating of the week.
Swinging Dick: The Hung Wei Lo's(mawtn32) scored 146 points and now has scored the most points and sport the best won-loss record in the league.
Wuss: The Becca Bucs scored the fewest points in the history of KSEX fantasy football: a meager 31 points.  This is getting boring but as long as it holds true in week 11 I don't give a shit.
Skin of Yer Teeth: STL barely stumbled past the Limp Stars (DDD) by 2 points.
Close But No Cigar: Better Luck next week, DDD

*The Heat (Joe Brandi) is still clueless how the betting works. Batman played the Becca Bucs so was exempt from the Chicken Shit award - but I was tempted to give him one just for shits and grins.  DDD was exempted because she has really big hooters.

Week Seven Awards:

Chicken Shit: Tony Batman*

Ass Kicker: The Rectal Destroyers II(Norcaljohn) beat the dead, er Becca Bucs, by 70 points.
Bitch Slapped: Obviously, the Becca Bucs.
Swinging Dick: The Hung Wei Lo's 188 points is the highest score of the season.
Wuss: The Becca Bucs' meager 40 points is the lowest score of the week.

*The Heat (Joe Brandi) is still apparently clueless 'how this betting works'; betting Batman is wasted effort: Dhmn and STL were their opponents this week.

Week Six Awards:

Chicken Shit: Revenants (Phantomsoul), Albany Analfisters (PoppaLicious), Dark Knights (Tony Batman)*

Ass Kicker: Duhhh Man? rocked out a 50-point victory.
Bitch Slapped: The Revenants were Duhhh Man?'s victim.
Swinging Dick: The Flaming-O's scored 160 points (Rainy's always wanted one...)
Wuss: The Becca Bucs scored only 54 points. Oh yeah, that's a shocker.
Skin of Yer Teeth: STL won the closest game thus far in the season by only one point.
Close But No Cigar: The Rectal Destroyers II was the loser of that game. Better luck next week, dude; you're playing the AWESOME Becca Bucs...
Fucked by the Fickle Finger of Fate: The Useless Bastards racked up the second highest score in the league but still lost by 23 points to the Flaming-O's.


Ad Hoc:
Spineless Pussy: Useless Bastards (CarbTheBastard) for wussing out on bets three weeks in a row, including two bet offers this week.

*The Heat (Joe Brandi) is still apparently clueless 'how this betting works' and the Limp Stars (DDD) played Batman so making a bet would've been a complete waste of time and effort.

Week Five Awards:

Chicken Shit: Heat (Joe Brandi, who may simply be clueless), STL, Dark Knights (Tony Batman)*

Ass Kicker: The Revenants (Phantomsoul) crushed the Albany Analfisters by 69 points.
Bitch Slapped: The afore mentioned Albany Analfisters (PoopaLicious).
Swinging Dick: Mud Hole Stompers (Jew Hefner) scored 137 points. Does anyone else see the irony here?
Wuss: The Albany AnalFisters scored only 42 points and became the fourth team to be wussed and bitch slapped in the same week.
Skin of Yer Teeth: The Rectal Destroyers II (Norcaljohn) won by only 3 points in the closest game of the season.
Close But No Cigar: Dark Knights (Tony Batman) was the loser of that game.

*I smell a Delinquent Dickhead award coming up in the near future.

Week Four Awards:

Chicken Shit:
 Mudhole Stompers (Jew Hefner), Dark Knights (Tony Batman)*

Ass Kicker: The Rectal Destroyers II won by 70, thus ending Duhhh Man?'s streak.
Bitch Slapped: The Limp Stars lost by 70. I hope you like anal, DDD, because you got butt-fucked.
Swinging Dick: Joe Brandi takes this award for the second time as his team, The Heat, scored 143 points.
Wuss: The Limp stars scored the lowest total I've ever seen in fantasy football:  33 points.
Skin of Yer Teeth: STL barely scraped by Lorrainiac, winning by 4 points.
Close But No Cigar: The Flaming-o's let Lorrainiac down, losing by only 4 points.

*Norcaljohn was removed from the list because he had a valid reason for not making/accepting any bets.

Week Three Awards:

Who else thinks this is fucking hilarious?

Chicken Shit: Heat (Joe Brandi), Rectal Destroyers II (Norcaljohn), Hung Wei Lo's (mawtn32),  Mud Hole Stompers (Jew Hefner), Dark Knights (Batman). *

Ass Kicker: Duhhh Man? (Dhmn) won by 51 points. This makes three straight Ass Kicker margins of over 50 points.
Bitch Slapped: Becca Bucs (apparently no one) was on the short end of that 51-point thrashing.
Swinging Dick: STL scored 145 points, the lowest high score of the season.
Wuss: Becca Bucs scored a paltry 81 points, thus saving the Useless Bastards (Carb) from this embarrassment.


The Heat (Joe Brandi) defeated the Hung Wei Lo's(mawtn32) by 11 points in the Clash of the Titans.
PoopaLicious defeated The Useless Bastards (Carb) by 8 points in the Melee of the Midgets.

*The Revenants (PhantomSoul) had a valid reason for not making or accepting bets.  In fairness to his opponent (The Limp Stars a.k.a. DDD), she also is exempted.
 

Week Two Awards:

Chicken Shit: Dark Knights (Tony Batman). Congratulations to the many, many people who predicted that not only would Batman win this award but that he would also be the only one.
 

Ass Kicker: Duhhh Man?(Dhmn) won by 101 pts. Infuckingsane.
Bitch Slapped: STL was the recipient of that 101- point humiliation. How sore is your ass, STL?
Swinging Dick: Duhhh Man? 179 pts. 71 points scored by one player is crazy. Don't count on it happening again.
Wuss: STL scored only 78 points. Agony heaped upon misery...

Ad Hoc Award:
Raped by the Dead: The Albany Analfisters lost to the Becca Bucs, a team that is being run by no one. (see my comments from last week about the Becca Bucs).


Next week:
Clash of the Titans: The Heat (Joe Brandi) versus the Hung Wei Lo's (mawtn32). Two top four teams face off.
Melee of the Midgets: The Useless Bastards (CarbTheBastard) versus the Albany Analfisters (PoppaLicious). Two bottom four teams fight to maybe perhaps get out of the zzzzzz *snort* what? huh? whatever.

Watch this shit:
The current leader of the league (Dhmn) faces off against the Becca Bucs. Don't be surprised if there's another Raped by the Dead Award next week. Personally, I'm thinking there won't be.

Week One Awards:

How appropriate is this?--->

Ass Kicker: the Heat won by a mind-blowing 61 points.
Bitch Slapped: the Becca Bucs were the recipient of that 61-point whipping, despite out-scoring 8 of the other 13 teams.*
Swinging Dick: the Heat scored an amazing - and unlikely to be repeated - 158 points.
Wuss: the Albany Analfisters scored a measly 82 points.
Skin of Yer Teeth: STL and the Revenants both won by 4 points.
Close But No Cigar: The Albany Analfisters and the Useless Bastards (formerly Veni vidi cacavi)** both lost by 4 points.


Ad Hoc:
King Killer: Duhhh Man? defeated that screaming dwarf, I mean, defending champion, the Dark Knights.

* Who says playing them is gonna be an easy win?
** I changed the name because no one could pronounce it, let alone know what it means. FYI, it means 'I came, I saw, I shat'.