aNorCalJohn pays up:
Dear Sirs,
I am not only qualified for this year's Nobel Butt Plunger, but at times
feel as if I am overqualified for the award. Last night as my wonderful wife
questioned as to why i needed her to insert her fingers into my ass, I could
only say it was for the greater good of all mankind. Not a day goes by i do
not wish to have something shoved up my ass: car keys, Hi-Lighter Pens, Coke
Bottles, and baseball bats.
I hope you take my request into serious consideration as you review the
other applicants. I eagerly sit on my hands, as i await your decision,
Sincerely,
aNorCalJohn, THE Rectal Destroyer...of his own rectum this week.
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The picture that got Poops banned
from Yahoo:
That's fucking LAME, Yafool, er, Yahoo!
Pay up Poetry
There once was a man from Texas
Who had an orgy with pigs of both sexes
They all pounded his ass
Till it was a bloody mass
And how he survived it perplexes!
Important Announcement:
Humped by Ham have changed his team name back to Texas Steelers because he's a pussy.
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Important Announcement:
The Texas Steelers have changed its name to Humped by Ham to more accurately reflect its owner's true nature.
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GonzoFilmers Are OWNED by Poops in Week 2
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Important Announcement:
The Purple People Eaters has changed its name to the Dick Cheese Gobblers to more accurately reflect its owner's true nature.
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Poops is the first to pay up!
There once was a man named Poop….
Who dreamed of a chicken in his coop….
He wanted to start with something small of course…
Only to build up strength in his ass for a horse….
As the days went by he asked himself where when and how…
Could he find a farm he could get fucked by a bull or a cow….
Well this story must end because it runs so deep….
Nah actually I’m leaving right now to get railed by some sheep….