2009 Flamingo Alley Fantasy Football Awards:
Bitch-Slapped award: awarded to the team defeated by the most points.
Ass Kicker award: awarded to the team that won by the most points.
Wuss award: awarded to the team that scored the fewest points.
Swinging Dick award: awarded to the team that scored the most points.
Skin of Yer Teeth award: awarded to the team that won by the fewest points in a close game.
Close But No Cigar award: awarded to the team that lost by the fewest points in a close game.
Fucked By the Fickle Finger of Fate award: awarded to the team that scored the 2nd most points if they happened to play the team that scored the most.
Chicken Shit Award List: Every team that neither makes nor accepts any
bets gets put on this list. Even
if you pay off on a bet that you did not actually state that you accept,
you are subject to having your happy ass awarded a Chicken Shit award.
Delinquent Dickhead Award: Fail to pay up on a bet and this is what you get. These awards are permanent and will be placed at the top of the awards page.
Chicken Shit/Delinquent Dickhead Award NOTES:
1.There are no excuses for not making bets. Well, almost: Natural disasters,
personal disasters, real disasters but not pussy ass, wussy shit!
2. Teams who make private bets must let me know they have done so. They do not
need to tell me anything about their bets. Both parties must email me at carbtv@gmail.com
by Saturday before Midnight, Pacific Time. Don't get pissy about this; you know
what it means. Whine about it and you get put on the Shit For Brains List. The
Shit for Brains List WILL be posted, most likely in the Miscellany
page.
2a. Your opponent failing to pay off on a bet is the chance you take for making
a private bet. Period. End of discussion.
2b. Failure to pay off on a private bet to Rainy or me will get you a Delinquent Dickhead Award.
3. At any time should both Rainy and I decree that anyone who otherwise would be put on the Chicken Shit List should not, then that person will not. Barring disaster- personal, regional, whatever - don't count on this ever happening.
4. At any time such that a team is granted immunity from the Chicken Shit award then that team's opponent shall also be granted immunity.
5. f you make a voice recording, video or pic to pay up on a bet there shall be no mention anywhere anyhow that you are paying up on a bet.