Note: The glue-sniffing goats at Yahoo! often "adjust" scores as much as 72 hours after the games have ended. This may affect reported results.

Week 14 Awards

Chicken Shit: Everybody except weav, er, I mean Mow Mow Dawg and me.

Ass Kicker: The Effin Underachievers stomped Mow Mow Dog by 58 points.

Bitch Slapped: Mow Mow Dog, formerly known as weav, earned the worst beating of the week despite having the third-highest score.

Swinging Dick: The Effin Underachievers defied their name and racked up 174 points.

Wuss: McDahmer wussed out again with a super-pathetic effort and scored only 56 points.

Skin of Yer Teeth: The FlamingO's narrowly defeated the New Orleans Skeeters by 6 points, thus solidifying their hold on the position as Best of the Worst.

Close But No Cigar: This is the second week in a row the Skeeters won this dubious award.


Congratulations to the playoff teams. May the best group of underachievers win.

 

Week 13 Awards

Chicken Shit: Everybody except weav and Rectal Destroyers 4.

Ass Kicker: The Effin Underachievers walloped Damn We Suck!!! by 56 points. It's about damn time I got this award...

Bitch Slapped: And now it's Dhmn's turn to be the bitch.

Swinging Dick: Flushed Away piled up 165 points and reached the top four, thus disproving the existence of God.

Wuss: Bitch slapped and wussed in the same game, it doesn't get any better than this! But this time it's Damn We Suck!!! who earns this dubious double prize.

Skin of Yer Teeth: Rectal Destroyers 4 won by a scant 5 points.

Close But No Cigar: New Orleans Skeeters lost by 5 points and thus were knocked out of the top four.

King Killer: The lowly FlamingO's defeated the league leader weav66 160-116.

Week 12 Awards

Chicken Shit: Suspended for Thanksgiving.  See y'all next week.

Ass Kicker: The GonzoFilmers scored a lousy 99 points and yet
still stomped McDahmer by 35 points, thus proving that pathetic beats god-awful.

Bitch Slapped: Does Dahmer enjoy being the bitch?

Swinging Dick: Flushed Away piled up 162 points in a desperate - and if there is a God, futile - effort to reach the top four.

Wuss: Bitch slapped and wussed in the same game, it doesn't get any better than this!

 

Week 11 Awards:

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, Butthole Surfers, Rectal Destroyers 4, Jewey Jewsteins, New Orleans Skeeters, Damn We Suck!!!, Flushed Away, GonzoFilmers, Effin Underacheivers

Ass Kicker: Flushed Away kicked the GonFilmers' butt to the tune of 53 points.

Bitch Slapped: The Gonzo's must be beginning to like this....

Swinging Dick: The New Orleans Skeeters ratcheted up 174 points.

Wuss: McDahmer's 90 points were the low-light of the league.

Ad Hoc awards:

King Killer: The New Orleans Skeeters defeated the league leader weav, 174-122.

So Effin What?: weav is still the league leader and still the only team to clinch a playoff spot.

 

Week 10 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, Butthole Surfers, Rectal Destroyers 4, Jewey Jewsteins, New Orleans Skeeters, Damn We Suck!!!, Flushed Away, GonzoFilmers

Ass Kicker: The Rectal Destroyers 4 humiliated the Jewey Jewsteins, crushing them by more than double their score, 187 to 88.

Bitch Slapped: See above. Better luck next week, Az.

Swinging Dick: The Rectal Destroyers 4's 187 points were the highest of the season thus far.

Wuss: Damn We Suck!!! once again hits rock bottom with a paltry 82 points.

 

Week 9 Awards

Chicken Shit: Texas Steelers, McDahmer, Butthole Surfers, Rectal Destroyers 4, Jewey Jewsteins, New Orleans Skeeters, Damn We Suck!!!, Flushed Away

Ass Kicker: For the first time in League history this award is shared. The Multiple Scoregasms and weav66 each stomped their opponents by 33 points.

Bitch Slapped: Damn We Suck!!! and Flushed Away were the recipients of the above mentioned stompings.

Swinging Dick: The New Orleans Skeeters topped the League with 142 points.

Wuss: The GonzoFilmers scored an almost-respectable but still League-low 97 points.

 

Week 8 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, GonzoFilmers, Damn We Suck!!!, Jewey Jewsteins, Rectal Destroyers 4, Multiple Scoregasms

Ass Kicker: weav66 stomped on the Jewy Jewsteins, defeating them by 85 points.

Bitch Slapped: If he weren't already a gimp, Az would be now.

Swinging Dick: Weav66 has now won this award three times and the second time he's won it with 170 points.

Wuss: Damn We Suck!!! wussed out for the second week in a row albeit his 84 points were a slight improvement over last week.

 

Week 7 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, GonzoFilmers, Damn We Suck!!!, Jewey Jewsteins, Rectal Destroyers 4, Multiple Scoregasms

Ass Kicker: Rectal Destroyers 4 walloped McDahmer by 73 points.

Bitch Slapped: McDahmer gets this on his 5th consecutive loss. Salt in the wounds...

Swinging Dick: After six pathetic performances the Colon Cleanser (Repoman, who changes team name more often than Cuzz changes his underwear) lead the league in scoring with 169 points.

Wuss: Damn We Suck!!! set a new low for the league with an embarrassingly crappy score of 60 points.

Ad Hoc:

Woke Up Just in Time: The GonzoFilmers woke up, won, and crawled up to 11th place past the Flaming-O's.

 

Week 6 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, GonzoFilmers, Peephole Surfers, Dick Cheese Gobblers, Jewey Jewsteins, Rectal Destroyers 4, Colon Cleanser

Ass Kicker: weav66 crushed the GonzoFilmers by 104 points, easily the worst beating of the season.

Bitch Slapped: Does "Gonzo" mean "make me your bitch?".

Swinging Dick: weav66 scored 170 points, ten more than the nearest competitor.

Wuss: The GonzoFilmers scored only 66 points, far and away the fewest of any game so far. Maybe I should change the name of the award to "Biggest Pussy".

 

Week 5 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, weav66, GonzoFilmers, Dick Cheese Gobblers, Peephole Surfers, Jewey Jewsteins, New Orleans Skeeters, beaten by a crutch

Ass Kicker: The Jewey Jewsteins pounded the Peephole Surfers, defeating them by 36 points.

Bitch Slapped: That would be the above mentioned Peephole Surfers.

Swinging Dick: The Texas Steelers scored 142 points, narrowly edging out the Jewey Jewsteins (141 points).

Wuss: The GonzoFilmers scored only 88 points but only had six players in action. This team would have won if somebody were paying attention to it.

Skin of Yer Teeth: The Multiple Scoregasms scraped past the Flaming-O's by two points.

Close But No Cigar: Better luck next week, Rain. Wait a minute, Rain plays me next week. Make that better luck in two weeks, Rain.

 

Week 4 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, Dick Cheese Gobblers, GonzoFilmers, Jewey Jewsteins, Peephole Surfers, Multiple Scoregasms, weav66, beaten by a crutch

Ass Kicker: The Rectal Destroyers did a number on the Flaming-O's ass to the tune of 33 points.

Bitch Slapped: The Flaming-O's got neither lube nor brandy in that ass-pounding.

Swinging Dick: The Peephole Surfers lead the league again in scoring with 141 points.

Wuss: The Flaming-O's scored only 74 points, the fewest in any game so far this season.

Skin of Yer Teeth: weav66 barely slipped past beaten by a crutch by only two points.

Close But No Cigar: It was Repoman's (beaten by a crutch) best performance of the season but he still lost. My heart bleeds for him - and the Moon is made of Green cheese.
 

 

Week 3 Awards

Chicken Shit: Jewey Jewsteins, McDahmer, GonzoFilmers, Peephole Surfers, beaten by a crutch, New Orleans Skeeters, Dick Cheese Gobblers

Ass Kicker: The Peephole Surfers clobbered the GonzoFilmers by 52 points

Bitch Slapped: The GonzoFilmers enjoyed that 52-point drubbing.

Swinging Dick: The Peephole surfers leaped from Wuss last week to Swinging Dick this week with 162 points.

Wuss: McDahmer scored only 80 points, the highest low-score so far.

Congratulations to weav66 for his victory in the Clash of the Titans and now sole-possessor of first place
 

 

Week 2 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, Peephole Surfers, GonzoFilmers, weav66, New Orleans Skeeters, Rectal Destroyers 4

Ass Kicker: The Texas Steelers kicked the Dick Cheese Gobblers'-formerly the Purple People Eaters - sorry ass, 155-82.

Bitch Slapped: The Dick Cheese Gobblers gobbled up a 82-point drubbing

Swinging Dick: The Multiple Scoregasms finally lived up to the name and scored 184 points.

Wuss: The Peephole Surfers scored a laughable 79 points.

Skin of Yer Teeth: The Rectal Destroyers 4 squeezed past the New Orleans Skeeters 112-110.

Close But No Cigar: Three more points and The New Orleans Skeeters wouldn't have won this award.

Next Week:
Clash of the Titans. The Texas Steelers, ranked number 1, take on weav66, ranked number 2.

 

Week 1 Awards

Chicken Shit: McDahmer, GonzoFilmers, Peephole Surfers, Jesus Juice Crusader, Purple People Eaters

Ass Kicker: The New Orleans Skeeters walloped the Multiple Scoregasms 182-89, a true ass kicking.

Bitch Slapped: That would be the Multiple Scoregasms, recipients of a 93-point whooping. Better luck next week, poops.

Swinging Dick: For the first time in league history, this award is shared. The New Orleans Skeeters and weav66 both scored 182 points.

Wuss: The defending champion Jewey Jewsteins only managed to score a paltry 75 points.

Ad Hoc Awards

King Killer: The Texas Steelers defeated the defending Champion Jewey Jewsteins 151-74.