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BSmart Mary

   

  Mary was a college student. She was very, very smart. In just four years she earned two Bachelors degrees, in Physics and Chemistry. Surely she would find a good job for Big Business had told her, "There is a shortage of scientists" and the Government agreed.

 Mary looked all over the country, from Alaska to Hawaii, From Maine to Florida and all places in between but she couldn't find a job. Not in Physics or even Chemistry.

  "You need a Masters degree" Big Business told her, and the Government agreed.

  So Mary studied hard and in just two years earned Masters degrees in both Physics and Chemistry.

  Again she searched and searched but found no jobs. Not in Physics and not in Chemistry.

  "You need a PhD," Big Business told her and the Government agreed.

  So Mary studied hard, once again, and in just two years earned PhD's in both Physics and Chemistry. And again she searched and searched but couldn't find a job.

  And as she searched Big Business said "There is a shortage of scientists" and the Government agreed.

  Mary was desperate. She didn't have the money for food or rent, so she had to live with her parents. She owed thousands and thousands of dollars on her student loans. So she took her credit cards and bought some whips and chains and things.

  Now she calls herself Mistress Bloody Mary and rich old men from Big Business and Government pay her lots of money to beat the shit out of them.

 

 
   

copyright 2007 Todd Bagwell